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چهارشنبه 10 اردیبهشت 1393

طنز خواستگاری

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جوک حواستگاری

ﺁﻗﺎ ﺟﺪﯾﺪﺍ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩﯾﻢ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﺩﺍﺩﺍﺷﻢ ﺧﻮﺍﺳﺘﮕﺎﺭﯼ !

ﺩﯾﺪﯾﻢ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ ﻧﺸﺴﺘﻪ ﺧﯿﻠﯽ ﺭﯾﻠﮑﺲ ﺑﺎ ﺷﻠﻮﺍﺭ ﻟﯽ ﻭ ﺗﯿﺸﺮﺕ !

ﺍﻧﻘﺪﻩ ﭘﺮﺭﻭ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻫﻤﺶ ﺳﯿﺦ ﺗﻮ ﭼﺸﺎﯼ ﻫﻤﻤﻮﻥ ﻧﮕﺎﻩ ﻣﯿﮑﺮﺩ !

ﻣﺎﻣﺎﻧﻢ ﺗﻮ ﮔﻮﺷﻢ ﮔﻒ ﺧﻮﺑﻪ ﻭﺍﻻ ﻧﻪ ﺷﺮﻣﯽ ، ﻧﻪ ﺣﯿﺎﯾﯽ ، ﻧﻪ . . .

ﻫﻤﯿﻦ ﺟﻮﺭﯼ ﺩﺍﺷﺖ ﻣﯿﮕﻒ ﮐﻪ ﯾﻬﻮ ﺩﯾﺪﯾﻢ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ ﺑﺎ ﭼﺎﺩﺭ ﺍﺯ ﺁﺷﭙﺰﺧﻮﻧﻪ

ﭼﺎﯾﯽ ﺑﻪ ﺩﺳﺖ ﺍﻭﻣﺪ ﺳﻼﻡ ﮐﺮﺩ !

ﺩﺭ ﺑﻬﺖ ﻭ ﺣﯿﺮﺕ ﺑﻮﺩﯾﻢ ﮐﻪ . . .

ﻫﯿﭽﯽ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﻓﻬﻤﯿﺪﯾﻢ ﺍﻭﻥ ﺩﺍﺩﺍﺵ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ ﺑﻮﺩﻩ

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