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چهارشنبه 10 اردیبهشت 1393

طنز خواستگاری

نویسنده: نوید   طبقه بندی: جوک و طنز، 

اینم یه شوخی .... :

جوک حواستگاری

ﺁﻗﺎ ﺟﺪﯾﺪﺍ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩﯾﻢ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﺩﺍﺩﺍﺷﻢ ﺧﻮﺍﺳﺘﮕﺎﺭﯼ !

ﺩﯾﺪﯾﻢ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ ﻧﺸﺴﺘﻪ ﺧﯿﻠﯽ ﺭﯾﻠﮑﺲ ﺑﺎ ﺷﻠﻮﺍﺭ ﻟﯽ ﻭ ﺗﯿﺸﺮﺕ !

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ﻫﻤﯿﻦ ﺟﻮﺭﯼ ﺩﺍﺷﺖ ﻣﯿﮕﻒ ﮐﻪ ﯾﻬﻮ ﺩﯾﺪﯾﻢ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ ﺑﺎ ﭼﺎﺩﺭ ﺍﺯ ﺁﺷﭙﺰﺧﻮﻧﻪ

ﭼﺎﯾﯽ ﺑﻪ ﺩﺳﺖ ﺍﻭﻣﺪ ﺳﻼﻡ ﮐﺮﺩ !

ﺩﺭ ﺑﻬﺖ ﻭ ﺣﯿﺮﺕ ﺑﻮﺩﯾﻢ ﮐﻪ . . .

ﻫﯿﭽﯽ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﻓﻬﻤﯿﺪﯾﻢ ﺍﻭﻥ ﺩﺍﺩﺍﺵ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ ﺑﻮﺩﻩ

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