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چهارشنبه 19 بهمن 1390

جوک و اس ام اس بهمن ماه 1390

نویسنده: نوید   طبقه بندی: جوک و طنز، 

۷ ﺑﺎﺭ ﭘﺸﺖ ﺳﺮ ﻫﻢ بگو “ﭼﺴﺐ , ﭼﯿﭙﺲ , ﺳﺲ؟”
حالا سوتی هایی که دادی رو بفرست حال کنیم !

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راز چیست ؟
چیزیه که شما به همه میگید که به هیچ کسی نگن !
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نصیحت حیف نون:
تا زنده‌ای، زندگی کن
هر وقت مرگ اومد سراغت، اون وقت بمیر!
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“همونجاهاست” چیست ؟
سر راست ترین آدرسِ مامان ها ، وقتی چیزیو پیدا نمیکنی !
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طریقه سپری شدن روزهای هفته:
شنبـــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــ…..ـــــــــــــــــــــــــــه
یکـــشنبـــــــــــــــــــــــــــ…..ـــــــــــــــــــــــــــه
دوشنبــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــ…..ـــــــــــــــــــــــــــه
ســه شنبــــــــــــــــــــــــــ…..ـــــــــــــــــــــــــــه
چهارشنبـــــــــــــــــــــــــــ…..ـــــــــــــــــــــــــــه
پنجشنبه.جمعه !
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جدیدترین کشفیات دانشمندان :
“دخترها از آنچه در زمستان میبینید لاغرترند” !
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بعضـی از آدم ها شبیه سوراخ های اول کمربنـدن
همیشه هستن اما هیچ وقت به کارت نمیان !
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حدیث عضنفری :
هرکس به والدین خود احترام بگذارد مثل این است که به پدر و مادر خود احترام گذاشته !
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اکبر بینی بزرگی داشت و خیلی مهربان بود و باهوش و سختکوش
خوش برخورد و با جنبه و مؤدب و خوش لباس و متین و فروتن و خوش صحبت
و باشخصیت و تمیز و مرتب. بچه های محل صداش می کردند اکبر دماغ !
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یادم آید روز دیرین، خوب وشیرین، اول ترم، وقت بسیار، درس اندک…
اما اینک روز آخر، روز تلخ امتحانات، آخر ترم، وقت اندک
درس بسیار، درس بسیار، درس بسیار !
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به حیف نون میگن خاطره از کودکی داری ؟
میگه آره :
تا شش سالگی فکر می کردم اسمم دست نزنه !
تازه یه داداش کوچکتر داشتم اسمش بتمرگ بود !
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پشت یه ماشین نوشته بود:
“به هرکی که دل بستم فرداش بهم گفت شارژ داری واسم بفرستی!!”
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طبق آخرین نظر سنجی ها
یکی از مهیج ترین تفریحاتِ آقایون
تماشای پارکِ دوبل بانوان است !
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هر دو لذت بخشن:
دونفرى خوابیدن رو تخت یه نفرى!
یه نفرى خوابیدن رو تخت دونفرى!
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دقت کردین
لب آدم هیچ وقت تبخال نمیزنه مگه این که ۲۴ ساعت بعدش
عروسی یا مهمونی دعوت باشی…!
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زندگی متأهلی یعنی
به همسرت مسیج بدی: ای عشق، خداوند نگه‌دار تو باشد
اونوقت جواب بگیری:
یه بسته قارچ، آب‌لیمو، مرغ ، نون !

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